I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

After watching Band of Brothers, me and Little Paul have decided to join the army. Wish us luck in our new endeavor as soldiers fighting the war on terror. Soon, as LP predicts, we will storm the shores of China alongside our fellow countrymen, learning what we, as human beings, are capable of. And as the first bullets fly, we will suddenly realize what a foolish mistake we've made, and sit huddled in a trench until we run out of dainty Austrian cigarettes. It will be glorious.

My Favorite Band of Brothers Quote:
"shit yo. wow." - Little Paul trivializing the Holocaust

Oh Snap! TJ Cloutier won the $5,000 buy-in at the WSOP.

Think Chris Rock shouldn't be playing an urban Zebra?
The voice of fry from futurama agrees, and also hates Renee Zellweger.

This site has the shirts that Val Kilmer wears in Real Genius. How hot is that.