Joe Maier for President: AJO Buffalo Update

Sensible Us to Hold Inevitably Disappointing Show at One Hour Gallery.
The one man band know only as "sensible us" is going to be performing (i.e. setting up a laptop and standing around) at the One Hour Gallery on Friday July 29th from 8-10pm.
This begs the question: if this is the One Hour Gallery, why is the show on for 2 hours?
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-Bigot LP is Forced to Leave Buffalo and Moves to Anti-Semite Hotspot Utica, NY.
After making embarrassingly tasteless comments at a meeting of the UB Black Student Union, and racially profiling students when denying certain undergraduates slices of pizza at freshman orientation, LP was exiled from the Greater Buffalo Area. He decided to find shelter in his all-white hometown of Utica, New York. Actually, there is one African American man in Utica, but he is required to wear a strangely familiar brand of white robes on his person at all times. See Utica snapshot below:


-I have recently realized, that through my employment as a security guard at the Albright Knox Art Gallery, I am involved in protecting the spoils of the decadent bourgeoisie's deadly war on the poor and downtrodden. Therefore, I have vacated my post as a capitalist goon, and begun collecting bottles and cans on the streets of Buffalo during the late hours of the night. Here I have found true companionship in the form of my homeless proletariat peers, and in the ideals of the undoubtedly marxist ramblings of those hobos who now fill my evenings, and my heart.