Doug in Buffalo

Hot Girl: "So you're on the academic council, huh?"
Doug: "Yeah I'm on the academic council, that's what the shirt says, doesn't it. ACADEMIC COUNCIL. In big block letters. It shows up well enough on the light blue shirt, I mean fuck, this shit was PROFESSIONALLY made. Fuck, why would you even ask me a question like that when I'm wearing the goddamned shirt. Fuck your titties, I don't even want to talk to you anymore."