In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

Johnny Chan has done it. Ten bracelets. Ten. He has eclipsed Doyle Brunson and Phil Hellmuth. He was the last player to win the main event back to back, and will probably be the last player ever to do it. He even beat the unbearable Phil "the unabomber" Laak heads up to win the tenth bracelet. He is one the greatest poker players of all time, maybe even better than, dare I say it, Stu Ungar.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

After watching Band of Brothers, me and Little Paul have decided to join the army. Wish us luck in our new endeavor as soldiers fighting the war on terror. Soon, as LP predicts, we will storm the shores of China alongside our fellow countrymen, learning what we, as human beings, are capable of. And as the first bullets fly, we will suddenly realize what a foolish mistake we've made, and sit huddled in a trench until we run out of dainty Austrian cigarettes. It will be glorious.

My Favorite Band of Brothers Quote:
"shit yo. wow." - Little Paul trivializing the Holocaust

Oh Snap! TJ Cloutier won the $5,000 buy-in at the WSOP.

Think Chris Rock shouldn't be playing an urban Zebra?
The voice of fry from futurama agrees, and also hates Renee Zellweger.

This site has the shirts that Val Kilmer wears in Real Genius. How hot is that.

Where all my bitches at?

So, I can see the general area visitors to this site are located.
For example ,today I've recieved visits from Illinois, Maryland, New York...
and from Harjumaa, Tallinn, in ESTONIA.

JAAN!!!
WANT TO GO TO RED ROOM?

Shark vs. Bear: Extra Early Tuesday Edition

-So, Fischman didn't get 1st. He got 2nd. Not fucking bad. But the Crew is still worthless, if only due to their inclusion of Dutch Boyd.


-I'm on the verge of getting a 30gb Photo Ipod, I can get one for about $325.
Some one talk me out of it, please. Fucking click wheel.

-If you live under a rock, or in Delaware, and you haven't seen Jessica Alba's nipple yet, go see it at funnytastingicedtea (link on right), the blog for alcoholic buffalonian irishmen.
I swear, every other post on there is about what a shitty hangover Terry or his better looking brother Pat has. Hey, here's an idea. STOP DRINKING SO MUCH.



-Download The Cloud Room - Hey Now Now
The rest of the album is mediocre, but this song gets stuck in my head all fucking day.

WSOP 2005

Best live coverage of the WSOP:
Pokertrail's live WSOP coverage

This guy updates like every 10 minutes.

Also, after day two in the $1500 NL tourney, going into the final table, Scott Fischman is second in chips with 707,000. I hate the guy, but he won it last year. Beat out 831 last time, and if he wins and beats over 2000 this year, that's some Dan Harrington legendary shit right there.

Reading is boring anyways...

Top Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries